My name is Olivia and I live in denial during the absolute sub-zero season that some may call “Winter” but I call:
“OMG WHAT IS THIS DEMONIC FREEZING COLD WIND AND WHY IS THERE ICE SPLATTERING ON MY FACE AND ALSO I DONT SURVIVE WITHOUT 4 LAYERS ON EVERY LIMB OF MY BODY AND ALSO DONT EVEN BOTHER BLOW DRYING MY HAIR COZ CRAP RAIN AND ALSO I CANT FEEL MY HANDS OR FEET” season.
It’s straight to the point. Obviously the way I like it. 💁🏼